PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.