Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.

COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.

PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Dance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.