Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.

CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.