LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.

NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only by a process of reasoning - which is a phenomenon.