You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

The god of the world's leading religion.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.