He laughs best who laughs least.

Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.

A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.