Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.