He laughs best who laughs least.

WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.

Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss." It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding; but the manner of its performance is unknown to this lexicographer.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.