An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.
Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.
It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.