He laughs best who laughs least.

MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.

Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.

PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.

ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs