He laughs best who laughs least.

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.

USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Conventionality. Imbued with a decent reverence for this Holy Triad an industrious writer may hope to produce books that will live as long as the fashion.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.