The covers of this book are too far apart.

IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.

CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.

REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.