EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. A desiccated epigram.

RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.