EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.

Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.