EXECUTIVE, n. An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect.

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

SACERDOTALIST, n. One who holds the belief that a clergyman is a priest. Denial of this momentous doctrine is the hardest challenge that is now flung into the teeth of the Episcopalian church by the Neo-Dictionarians.

Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.

TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics.