Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.

When you doubt, abstain.

Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night.

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.

MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed of words of one syllable . . . Commonly Saxon - that is to say, words of a barbarous people destitute of ideas and incapable of any but the most elementary sentiments and emotions.