PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.
ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.