Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.

One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

RICE-WATER, n. A mystic beverage secretly used by our most popular novelists and poets to regulate the imagination and narcotize the conscience.