A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.
A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.
DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.
Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.
SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness.