MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.