ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

Dance, v.i. To leap about to the sound of tittering music, preferably with arms about your neighbor's wife or daughter. There are many kinds of dances, but all those requiring the participation of the two sexes have two characteristics in common: they are conspicuously innocent, and warmly loved by the vicious.

X, n. In our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language.