IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

Woman absent is woman dead.

IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

CEMETERY, n. An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager.

Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.