IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

The ghost is the outward and visible signs of an inward fear.

LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.