Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

SCARABAEUS, n. The sacred beetle of the ancient Egyptians, allied to our familiar "tumble-bug." It was supposed to symbolize immortality, the fact that God knew why giving it its peculiar sanctity.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.