Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
BLANK-VERSE, n. Unrhymed iambic pentameters - the most difficult kind of English verse to write acceptably; a kind, therefore, much affected by those who cannot acceptably write any kind.
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.