Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
HOMลOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.
REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.