REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. That which would remain in the cupel if one should assay a phantom. The nucleus of a vacuum.

He laughs best who laughs least.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.