Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.