Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.

JOSS-STICKS- Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

Twice – Once too often.