Molecule, n.: The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion.

ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.

Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.

It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.

Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.