Molecule, n.: The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion.

What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.

In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit.