Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.