Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .

Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.