Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.

ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by stenography.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

Doubt is the father of invention.