ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.
Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".
The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.
REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.