Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.

LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

I was born to poor because of honest parents.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.