Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss." It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding; but the manner of its performance is unknown to this lexicographer.

LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.

OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.

ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.