The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting
INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.