EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

The most intolerant advocate is he who is trying to convince himself.

A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.