EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

MAJESTY, n. The state and title of a king. Regarded with a just contempt by the Most Eminent Grand Masters, Grand Chancellors, Great Incohonees and Imperial Potentates of the ancient and honorable orders of republican America.

A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.

NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.