EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.

An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.

Miss, n. A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense. Two are corruptions of Mistress, the other of Master. In the general abolition of social titles in this our country they miraculously escaped to plague us. If we must have them let us be consistent and give one to the unmarried man. I venture to suggest Mush, abbreviated to Mh.