Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

A short story padded. A species of composition bearing the same relation to literature that the panorama bears to art. As it is too long to be read at a sitting the impressions made by its successive parts are successively effaced, as in the pa