Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own.

EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.