ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.
INTERPRETER, n. One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.