ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.

RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.

Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.