Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.

Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.