Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.

PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.