OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment . . . . judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be juded by the light that the doer had when he performed it.

RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.

A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.

Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.

ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape as "One day a wag - what would the wretch be at? Shifted a letter of the cipher RAT, And said it was a god's name! . . ."