Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.
FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.
RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.