MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.

Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.