April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Revelation: a famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.

Congratulations is the civility of envy.

TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.

OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.