OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.

There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

Damning, with bell, book and candle / Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal. / A rite permitting Satan to enslave him / Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.