OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.

Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

Hope is desire and expectation rolled into one.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.