Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

Example is better than following it.