Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.

Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.

RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.