PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.

ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.

Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.