PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.