EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.

An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss." It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding; but the manner of its performance is unknown to this lexicographer.

The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.