EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.

Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

The ghost is the outward and visible signs of an inward fear.