Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.
EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.