CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
Least said is soon disavowed.
Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.
DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imperfect, vices are evolved instead - a circumstance from which that wicked writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, infers that the ladies are the greater sufferers from dyspepsia.
THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.