Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
Acquaintance: "A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.