IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.
PREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.
EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"