Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

He laughs best who laughs least.

REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are mae with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is suppose