KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss." It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding; but the manner of its performance is unknown to this lexicographer.
Ambrose BierceAn auctioneer is a man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
Ambrose BierceIt is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.
Ambrose Bierce