OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting.

CLERGYMAN, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of better his temporal ones.

The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.