OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .

Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

LOGANIMITY, n. The disposition to endure injury with meek forbearance while maturing a plan of revenge.

LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg "pate".

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.