Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.
DEJEUNER, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris. Variously pronounced.