SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.

A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.