SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

HYENA, n. A beast held in reverence by some oriental nations from its habit of frequenting at night the burial-places of the dead. But the medical student does that

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

PESSIMISM- philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.