AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.
Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .