When in Rome, do as Rome does.

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.

EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.

Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.