If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites of Canada.
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imperfect, vices are evolved instead - a circumstance from which that wicked writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, infers that the ladies are the greater sufferers from dyspepsia.