ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

International arbitration may be defined as the substitution of many burning questions for a smoldering one

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.