ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.