PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.