GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they come pretty near to a knowledge of its chief ingredient.

DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of disease by the patient's pulse and purse.

POSITIVISM- A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our ignorance of the Apparent. Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest Mill and its thickest Spencer.