To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.
Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
A man who piously shuts himself up to meditate upon the sin of wickedness and to keep it fresh in his mind joins a brotherhood of awful examples.