The most intolerant advocate is he who is trying to convince himself.

PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.

EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.