NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.

CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.