To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was poured on his lips to revive him.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.